This is an open letter to the mainstream media outlets in our great United States of America: Please stop your sensationalist reporting on shooting rampages. You’re killing people.

Yes that’s right. By over-reporting on killing sprees, you are causing more to happen in the future.

No, I’m not exaggerating. You’re directly killing people. As directly as Charles Manson killed his victims when he commissioned his gang to commit murder. Let me explain what you’re doing, although I’m certain that you’re already aware of it.

First, we have to look at why they happen. In the case of school shootings, most of them are committed by angry and depressed young people. We can discuss whether they’re mentally ill or sane, what could be done to help them, or what kind of security measures we could enact to prevent these massacres in the future. And we do discuss these things. And we’re wasting our time.

Because one thing is brutally obvious, and is all we need to know about the perpetrators of these acts: They were “mad at the world” for one reason or another, and they wanted us to know it.

What made killing people a favored solution for these troubled individuals? They could have just as easily made a website to express their frustrations. There are a myriad of other things they could have done to get their point across that don’t involve violence.

Ah, but the answer is so simple! Violence sells. You know this, Big Media, and that’s why you report on these events with such intensity.

My heart goes out to all the victims of these tragedies; including the shooters themselves. These people were ill. They were mad, angry, sad; they were in pain. They wanted to share their pain with the world, but nobody would listen. So they committed these horrible, violent acts in order to get the attention they desired.

SickeningAnd what are you doing, Big Media? You’re giving them a voice. You tell us about what they wrote, what they said, and what they did. Every time, you give us a vivid, explicitly accurate report of how the shooter gunned down his innocent victims. You tell us everything down to the very last gruesome detail, from what weapon they used to what they were wearing, to the exact number of rounds of ammunition they fired.

I have to ask, do you really believe We the American People need to know this information? How does knowing these things benefit us?

After Seung-Hui Cho killed 32 people and himself at Virginia Tech, what did you news corporations do? You aired the video he had mailed to your headquarters a few days before; basically sending the message to any troubled people who might consider mimicking this tragedy: “Go ahead! Go through with it! You’ll get your 15 minutes of fame. And make sure you mail us your manifesto describing why you did it too! We’ll give you a voice.”

You are not journalists. You are drug dealers. Except, instead of narcotics, you peddle sex and violence; fear and moral panic.

“You forced me into a corner and gave me only one option; the decision was yours, now you have blood on your hands that will never wash off.”
- Cho Seung Hui in taped manifesto aired on NBC.

People always ask why these sad individuals saw violence as a solution. The answer is that it IS a solution. And it is a solution that’s provided by you, the mainstream media.

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While you’re at it, you can stop reporting on the hate mongers of Westboro Baptist Church as well. This church is made up of no more than 100 members, yet it can command the attention of an entire country. Why are you giving them this power?

I know sometimes ratings are low. Sometimes both Britney, Lindsay, and Paris manage to stay out of trouble for a while. What horribly slow news days those must be! But do we really need to see reports on the Phelps family’s latest acts of hate every other week?

What’s even more baffling is when you invite one of their members, like Shirley Phelps-Roper, onto your news station to spew their hate rhetoric in person. Have you no shame? Why would you do this?

I can hazard a guess. Maybe it’s because in our country of “liberal vs. conservative,” “Republican vs. Democrat,” it gives your political pundits a chance to look like the good guy to everybody. Everyone hates these people. Having them on your show lets your pundit look like he’s standing up for the little guy against the big bad guy - except who’s really the bad guy here? This group of 100, or the people who give them so much power?

But I think that’s exactly how you want things to be. The idea of the all the power being in the hands of the few; that bowls right up your alley, doesn’t it? You pretend to be our friend when you give this tiny minority of hateful people such a huge voice, but actually, things like this just serve as a distraction; to distract your viewers from their real enemies.

What the hell are you thinking, Big Media? Because it seems to me like you’re actually trying to hurt Americans.

*News Flash Update: Rampage Shooter Liked Zucchini*

I suppose you’re not completely at fault, for if the common citizen was not so obsessed with violence and sex that they hang on every word of every update on the most current murder or rampage or nipple slip, you wouldn’t have a reason to broadcast it, would you? If the average Joe had an attention span that was longer than a goldfish’s, you would not be forced to reduce deeply complex global issues into mere 10 second sound bytes. I guess you’re just giving the people what they want. If we truly wanted real news, you’d give it to us, right?

Well maybe you’re right. Maybe it’s just a matter of changing our minds about what we consider “news.” Maybe it’s just a matter of waking people up to the truth; helping them to see through the wool you’ve pulled over their eyes for so long.

In fact, maybe we should just stop reading your papers and magazines and turn off your news channels all together.

You see, we don’t need you anymore, Big Media. With the wonderful invention called the Internet, we can get our information from other sources. We are starting to see through your facade. People are starting to wake up.

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Take the presidential election for example. Each election has more and more people labeling themselves as independent or undecided, because they don’t see any redeeming qualities in any of the corrupt candidates you force on us. They’re turning to the internet in droves to find out about who they’re voting for, because they sense that you can’t be trusted anymore.

What they’ve found is that the one or two candidates that could actually make our country great again are ignored and slandered by you. I’m sure you’re threatened by them, because you know that making country great again would involve taking the power away from you and the other elites, and giving it back to the people where it belongs.

Well Big Media, too damn bad, because it’s already happening. The fact is, you are dying.

You’re scared and that’s OK. Everyone is scared of dying. But, please understand, you’re becoming obsolete and there’s nothing you can do about it. Please do not fight it and don’t try to take the rest of us down with you. You have hurt our country enough.

So you can take your Chos and Klebolds, Hiltons and Spears, Giulianis and Clintons, and shove it.

We’re turning you off.

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