*Danger! Thar be satire ahead!*

Tony Howell is a student, blogger, adventurer, superhero, polyphasic sleep expert, and philanthropist from St. Louis, Missouri. At only 22 years of age, Tony has already lived a life most people can only dream of.

From an early age, the people around him knew Tony was destined for greatness. Jumping into the world scene in 1985, Tony spared no time making the world a better place. In the 2nd grade, he was lauded for his quick thinking and decisiveness in saving a life by administering the Cootie Shot to a sick and dying classmate. Throughout grade school he was known for his cunning wit and humor, and it is believed he was one of the original pioneers of the Fart Joke.

Mr. Howell attended the prestigious Hillsboro High School in Hillsboro, Missouri. His hard work and dedication in high school culminated in his being selected as the “Class Clown of 2004″ by his fellow peers. For most people, this achievement would have been the pinnacle of their career, but not for Tony. He is now “tearing sh*t up” at Southeast Missouri State, where he is majoring in Psychology.

Mr. Howell’s greatness may only be exceeded by his generosity, which knows no bounds. He has been known to give anywhere from 10 cents to a dollar’s worth of change to the bell ringers who stand outside department stores during the Christmas season.

For such a young man, Tony Howell has already lived a full life, and one can be certain we will be hearing from him for many years to come. It may be summed up best by his mentor, who once said “I think we can expect great things from you Mr. Howell.”

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